Bandslash, PG-13, ~1000 words. Frank/Gerard. Coda to "The Cruelty-Free Sausagefests of Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe". Warning: may cause cavities.

zarathuse, I am naught but a monkey smashing wildly away at my typewriter on your command. Even when your command is disgustingly fluffy cupcake-decorating fic that will ruin my hardass bandom reputation forever. ♥
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Bandslash, R, ~4700 words. Frank/Gerard. Thanks to zarathuse for the beta.

EDIT: This fic now has a coda: "Nibble Clamps"

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"PETA contacted us once and I was like 'dude, what are you doing? I'm wearing a leather jacket!' I mean, I didn't kill it, I just saw it in a secondhand store. It's a cool jacket." --Gerard Way

( Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe, says the sign in front of the next place on Gerard's job-seeking list, and he decides that it may be prudent to finish his cheeseburger before entering. )